Kill Faz

...oh...ugh...wha?...what happened?

If KillFaz were a man, he would be the kind of man who spent the last couple years lying face-down on a nasty sofa, wondering what disgusting grease-clad fast food he was going to eat but never actually getting it. Wendy's? Rally's? Nah...Burger King. I like Burger King. Should I have the Whopper? Two Whoppers? Fourteen Whopper Jrs., fries, an Oreo Creme pie, and a Rt. 44 Limeade from the neighboring Sonic? No, no...sitting is just as good.

He would be the loathsome neighbor, with the cliche waist-high grass meandering out from below the rusty shell of a car parked conveniently front door adjacent.

He would be capable of everything yet accomplisher of nothing. Except...he just sat up.

I definitely thought you were talking about me for a second.

So, does this mean something will actually happen with the site within the next month?

Well, the fat man DID just stand up.

I like how you immediately assume its a fat guy.

I am just awaiting for at least a trailer or the first episode to arrive. I've been waiting months!! Gah, I feel like strangling anyone near me.

wtf Tommy
the fat guy is taking too long to get up. He needs to get his ass in gear. Get a scholarship and send in a resume to McDonalds! Go to the gym and see the sun!